Why???

Why does Deita insist on sitting on my feet? And if she’s not sitting on my feet, she’s sitting at my feet, between my legs.
Why does she sit in the middle of the living room and staaaaaaaaaare at me?
Why does she wait outside the bathroom while I shower then rush in to lick my feet dry afterwards?
Why does Deita beg to be lifted up onto my bed only to beg to be let down two minutes later? It’s like, “Just checking that you’re still here, Mom.”
Why does she act so restless all night and only settle down when I let her up on the couch to sit next to me? Ok, that question actually answers itself.
Why does she “go boneless” in the car? She becomes a big lump, very heavy and difficult to move.
Why does she run to the far-side gate in the backyard to bark at passersby? (The house has no windows on that side, so I can’t see where she is) There’s a perfectly good gate on the close-side of the house where I can keep my eye on her.
Why does she go nuts over the kibble in her treat balls but turn her nose up at it in her food bowl? It’s the same kibble.
Why is she fine when I open the front door but goes crazy when I open the glass screen door?
Why does she have no qualms about pushing the bathroom door open with her nose but more often than not waits for me to open the back door and let her in?
OMG, MIss D. Stop staaaaaaaaaaring at me!!!

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